Sunday, January 25, 2009

original ELcheapo(me) vs pirated Calcheapo(Calvin)



NAME: Nicholas

Nickname:Elcheapo, Nush


Favourite food:Fish and chips, peanuts, strawberry..


Favourite drinks: ice lemon tea, sprite, Milk...


Favourite movie:Step up 2, disaster movie, epic movie, love guru


Sex:male





Favourite band: planetshakers,hillsongs united, underoath,muse,sum41, switchfoot, relient k, sanctus real

Toughness level:99% out of 100%


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NAME:Calvin



Nickname:Calcheapo



Favourite food:sushi



Favourite drink:pearl tea



Favourite movie: barnyard, epic movie, the rocker, transformer



Sex:Male



Favourite band:planetshakers, switchfoot, hillsongs, green day



Toughness level: 50% out of 100%







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This battle will be will be taking charge in 2 stations and they are: the dining table and tekken 5(ps2)... XD let us begin!!!!!



Challenge 1-rules- no spiting, no picking food, no help in finishing food...



Winner nicholas : two bowls of rice, 1 plate of noodles, 2 plates of pork meat and 2 bowls of soup



Loser:Calvin: 2 bowls of noodles, 1 plate of rice, vege, curry, soup



Nicholas now leads 1-0 with only 1 event left and that is Tekken!!!!



Challenge 2-rules-no spiting at opponent,no sabotaging controller, no farting at opponents face



Winner: Calvin-won 4 lost 3



Loser:nicholas:won 3 lost 4



The event ends with a draw and so no one wins...so sad, i think everyone wanted Nicholas to win the whole thing and only a little wanted Calvin to win because nicholas is like cool because he chills a lot and Cal plays with his toys to much...Oh well the battle ends now let me tell you a story of a Rich and cool and hot fellow =) and a terrorist...



Actors:Nicholas(Rich and cool and hot fellow named Elcheapo) and Calvin(the terrorist named abumbumnofart)



Director:Elcheapo

Camera man:calcheapo....XD

Make up artist:nush...

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The story starts with a rich fellow named Elcheapo which was walking around looking for converse shop but he could not find it so he called his pretty girlfriend and see did she know anywhere which has the shop and suddenly some terrorist named abumbumnofart jumped in front of him and said:give me all your money and your phone and your pants....Elcheapo replied: i will give you everything but my pants...abumbumnofart says:no I want your pants because my pants no nice, your pants nice...Elcheapo said:no i want my pants no one takes my pants...*go to the next picture to find out what happens*



When elcheapo notices that abumbumnofarts gun was a toy bought from a toy shop near his house he quickly took his phone and hits abumbumnofart on the head and points it at him and abumbumnofart then begs for mercy not to hit him anymore...Then elcheapo called the police....XD *go to the next picture to continue the story*


While they were waiting for the police to come they played a game called "rockstars" abumbumnofart then took his gun and pretend it was a guitar and Elcheapo took his Stuff toys from his pants and move around like a wild person... *go to the next picture to find out what happens next*


After an hour the cops did not even show up so Elcheapo to a furniture shop and then Elcheapo slept on 1 of the beds in the shop and no one noticed...*continue to the next picture*


Abumbumnofart was also so he also slept on one of the beds there...the worker noticed him and other customers but no one came near him because he was very smelly....very very smelly...Then Abumbumnofart had a nightmare...*to know what happened continue to the next picture*


Abumbumnofart went on to Elcheapo's bed and slept there...Elcheapo didn't even care about the smell because he was so tired...And finally the cops arrived after 3 hours the cops arrived but saw no one so they went looking for them in every shop and they found the two idiots sleeping on the bed TOGETHER...The cops was thinking: are they GAY???if they are should we sent a lady cop????* to see what happened go to the next picture*


Well the cops decided to take a photo of them sleeping and then wake them up...So one of the cops name Eythan Fox used his gun and hit both elcheapo and abumbumnofarts's nuts...Then they woke up and they both were like OH CRAP!!!!! male cops!!!!!!Then the cop(eythan fox) asked them a question: are you two men gay??? and abumbumnofart said:no we are not!!! how can we be gay I'm black and his white we don't match...*to continue go to the last picture*


After giving the cops 100 reasons of why they cant be gay...The cops notice that their shift was over so they all just drove away back to their homes...After the cops left Abumbumnofart was so mad that people thought he was gay so he took a large boaster and hit Elcheapo repeatedly over and over again...THE END


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That was the end of that story and the end of this wonderful chinese new year post special...and also just want to say gong xi fa cai/happy chinese new year....
And most of you people should know that i am leaving to aussie on the 28th of jan....at night...Well you people better remember me as a boy who collects a lot of coins because his cheap!!!! and thats why people call him Elcheapo!!!!

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